YTuesday, October 18, 2005
Something interesting I found from uncle azmil gf's blog.
10 Halloween Costume Suggestions for Very Lazy People
1. Hold a clipboard and a pen and puff out your cheeks -- you're Puffy the Vampire Surveyor.
2. Arrive at the party without any preparation. When someone asks what you're supposed to be, answer, "I'm gorgeous. Oh, are you ugly? How clever! Where'd you find the outfit?"
3. If you're a girl, bring your mangy dog. Presto! You're Britney Spears and Kevin Ferderline.
4. You don't even need a costume. Simply stand next to a lamp. When someone asks, point at your shadow and say, "Alfred Hitchcock. Duh."
5. Arrive at the party shirtless. When the host opens the door, just smile broadly and say, "I'm Julian Hee - with his full range of expressions."
6. Go to the party dressed the way you usually do. Voila! You're a member of Kiss on his day off.
7. Wear a tight tank top and stand around looking haughty. When someone asks, "What are you supposed to be?", you answer angrily, "I'm the only gay in the village! Homophobe!"
8. Show up in a thong. You're Chewbacca after a Brazillian.
9. If you're a guy, show up naked. If you have a large schlong, you;re Ewan McGreggor. If you have a tiny wiener, you're Jude Law.
10. Wear a visor and aviator sunglasses. Ta da! You're a lesbian.
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